AISubs v3.7
- What time? - What time?
- Did you have a driver's license? - What?!
[A driver's license is a license for driving]
- You have a driving license?! - Yeah!
- Your ex-driver is a '46er with a driver's license? - Yeah, a driver's license!
[A driver's license is a license for driving]
- So, what's up with our channel today? - It's been a while since we did "Idol's Latest News".
- You can't see anything behind me, can you? - No.
- There's something written there. - Yeah, there's something written there.
- "Latest news". - "Latest news".
- Those of you who watch the show can see it. - Oh, you can see it.
- First of all, we went to Chaos Pipis' concert. - Oh, you went?
- We went to his concert. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- He couldn't go. - He couldn't go?
- He asked me if I could go. - May 8th?
- Yes, May 8th. - You remember it well.
- You went there on May 8th and got a ticket, didn't you? - Yes, I had two tickets.
- Chaos Pipis said, "If there weren't many people, it'd be embarrassing, so let's not go".
- Yeah, he was worried that there might only be staff if we went. - Yeah.
- But on the day we went, there were more than 400 people. - That's amazing!
- Actually, he said there were 473 people. - Oh, really?
- That's what he announced. - That's amazing!
- Oh, is this the waterway up there? - Yes, it's the waterway up there.
- We went up there. - Yes, yes.
- And Chaos Pipis said he was going to sing at a concert. - Yes, yes.
- So we asked him if he was going to sing. - Yes.
- But when we went, he only said one thing.
- It was Mahiro Hayashida's birthday or something like that. - Oh!
- He said something like "congratulations" or something like that. - Oh.
- That's what happened when we went up there. - He didn't sing?
- He didn't sing! - How long was it?
- We actually stayed there for about an hour, but it was actually 30 minutes.
- Yes. - What?
- He actually said it. - Yes.
- Call me.
- Good evening, everyone! We are Chaos Pipis!
First of all, I'd like to start planning, but I think you all know it because you've seen it on YouTube, but the three songs will be selected!
Is this from the beginning?
It's from the beginning! It started from here!
It's from the beginning!
Well, I'm Chaos Pipis.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm sorry.
In 13 seconds!
Well, let's start with the song.
It's Chaos Pipis!
It's from the beginning!
The first song is 13 seconds!
Yes!
Well, it's a little bit of a bummer.
It's a little bit of a bummer.
I see.
That's why, after we got into the live show, we got a video from Chaos Pipis for Izzy D.
I see! Thank you very much!
Can we watch it?
Yes!
Izzy D.!
Do you remember it?
Do you watch it?
Huh?
She's doing it!
She's fast!
The event is over!
Thank you for coming!
We came!
4.6 billion people came!
Yay!
It's not 3.5 billion!
It's 4.7 billion!
It was fun!
Please come again!
Please come again, Izzy D.!
We'll be waiting for you!
Really?
We're friends!
We'll be waiting for you!
Can I really wear it, Izzy D.?
What?
I want you to wear it.
I can't wear it if it's Chaos Pipis or something like that.
That's right. It's about blood type.
Okay!
If you're wearing a pink costume, please come in!
Pink suits you!
It suits you!
Please come in!
We'll be waiting for you!
That's it for Chaos Pipis!
Bye bye!
Bye!
Thank you!
They unified the costumes in pink!
But it's amazing, 473 people!
That's what the official announcement said.
That's great!
It was really good.
That's how many people are coming, so you should organize the event properly.
Ah!
No, maybe...
From the seniors!
I think this was good.
But...
My tongue doesn't know anything erotic when I'm this age.
I don't know.
This is STU, right?
Ah! That's right! Certainly!
Idols don't think it's erotic.
Now is the chance!
Chance!
You said it earlier!
Now is the chance!
Yes!
Idols don't realize it!
They don't realize it!
When I do this, I don't think men are erotic.
I do it because I don't think so.
Ah! That's the image!
In the beginning!
That's right!
If you broadcast this, everyone will say...
Ah! But it's okay, Wii-chan!
The number of men watching this channel is 95%!
Hahaha!
Wii-chan!
That's right!
It's okay!
From now on, various idols will do it with pure feelings.
Please look at it from a different perspective.
Yes!
It's nice, Cosmis!
With this, when you join us...
Yes!
It's a good change for the next event.
So you said you wanted to walk with Okonomiyaki...
Ah!
That's right! You said you wanted to walk, didn't you?
That's right!
It's interesting, isn't it?
I think it's interesting!
So I said I really wanted to be friends with Okonomiyaki...
What happened in the end?
Did you become friends?
Ah! Okonomiyaki-san!
As usual, thank you for your hard work!
Ah! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Kawago-san!
Yes!
I have something to say!
Yes, please!
At night...
I think it was around 12 o'clock...
Yes!
Anyway, it was at night!
It was at night!
It was late!
There was a straight line!
Eh!
You came!
Kawago-san!
Yes, Kawago-san!
I'll stop you right away!
Yes!
I'm sorry! I said it wrong!
Hahaha!
Kawago-san!
You'll be surprised!
Hahaha!
It's 12 o'clock in the morning!
Hahaha!
Um...
I have a family...
Hahaha!
No, Mr. Cargo, the arrival at a deep time is a little surprising!
Moreover, the arrival of the former Nogizaka 46...
That's right! It's amazing!
This is in here, isn't it? Because it's Cargo P...
That's right!
Well, if you look at it, you might think it's a producer...
I think so!
Arrival from Cargo P... It's a little late at night, isn't it?
It can't be wrong!
Hahaha!
It's not a lie!
I'm curious about everything!
That's right!
Can I say it briefly?
Yes!
What do you think this is?
What do you think, Mr. Iji?
On the contrary...
Mr. Kiririri...
Ah!
Mr. Ikuta is alive!
Anyway, you know, there are many musicals...
Well, if you're serious...
Yes!
If you're guessing...
Yes!
Ha...
When you're sleeping like this...
You're sleeping and you're in this position, right?
Yes!
Then you're a little scared...
Humans, right?
Yes!
That's why this is...
It's gorgeous!
Heeeey!
Show me!
It's amazing!
Your voice comes out!
Heeey! Show me!
Show me!
Your voice comes out!
It's different!
About five minutes after you wake up in the morning...
You eat something...
Honey!
Ah! Honey!
No, it seems like you're baking something!
You bake it five minutes later...
Yes!
Do you bake it five minutes later?
I bake it!
Do you bake it yourself?
That's right!
This is amazing!
Mackerel?
I want mackerel!
It's not fish, is it?
If it's not fish...
Meat?
That's right!
Do you bake meat?
I always...
Heeeey!
That's how I reacted!
In the morning?
Yes!
I wake up in the morning and bake it five minutes later...
It's something I can't stop loving...
You eat steak in the morning?
That's right!
I always bake steak in the morning and eat it!
In front of the park!
Are you an American?
Steak?
It seems like steak!
I think it's similar...
For example, I go to work in Osaka...
I've been coming here for several years now...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
At around 6 in the morning...
I hope and pray...
I always eat tonkatsu for lunch!
I want to eat tonkatsu from 6 in the morning!
Is it the same?
I can't think of anything other than tonkatsu bento.
I eat tonkatsu from 6 in the morning.
6 in the morning?
Amazing!
Even now...
Doesn't it change even now?
I eat tonkatsu when I get on the train.
You eat tonkatsu when you get on the train?
Tonkatsu bento.
The one you can buy at the station?
That's right!
It's delicious!
I always eat tonkatsu when I get on the train.
I finish eating by about 4 in the morning.
That's close!
I eat it for about 4 in the morning.
And I go to bed.
I eat tonkatsu bento.
You go to bed as soon as you eat it?
I go to bed as soon as I eat it!
That's amazing!
Tonkatsu...
Tonkatsu bento...
I like meat I eat when I wake up in the morning.
It's the same.
But I don't cook it myself.
Everyone seems to be surprised.
I eat a lot of meat.
You eat a lot of meat and cook a steak in 5 minutes after you wake up in the morning.
That's amazing!
Do you want to try it on your channel?
You wake up in the morning...
Wait!
I'm doing it secretly.
I just got a follow on Twitter from Kouhoubu of Mandarake.
I was on his channel yesterday.
I wrote a message on Twitter.
Mandarake said thank you.
Then he followed me.
He's the most popular person.
I just got a message.
I was excited.
Thank you for coming, Mandarake!
Thank you very much!
Mandarake is different from Toffee.
I'm selfish, but I'll go there again.
If you go to a different store, it's different.
I see!
There's a Nakano store over there.
Yes!
There's also a Shibuya store over there.
That's right!
There's an elevator over there.
If you go to the left, go to the right, go a little diagonally to the left, go to the full moon zone, and then turn over here, it's here.
That's right!
I know where it is.
You were shaking.
I was shaking.
I got it.
That's right!
There were two pictures of you.
There was a picture of you and a graduate member.
Was it in it?
I think it was Sakura.
I think there was a picture of you and a graduate member.
Did you not appear in it?
I didn't appear in it.
Why didn't you appear in it?
I can take a picture of you with my own camera.
Nagashima! Nagashima!
I can take a picture of you with my own camera!
I don't think there is a Nagashima in me.
I don't think I'm doing something right.
Nagashima would laugh and say "Nagashima, laugh!".
I like the laugh of Nagashima.
Did you have a sign or a towel like you said?
Did you have any other goods?
There is a photo book of Mr. Toginata, a big photo book.
Yes, there is.
There was a woman who wrote it.
A woman who wrote it.
I think it will be perfect.
There is a picture of Mr. Nishino who wrote it.
Mr. Doyakun.
Yes, there is.
There is a round part of his hand.
Yes, there is a round part of his hand.
Mr. Nishino wrote it.
Yes.
This round part is my hand.
Isn't it very valuable?
Why do you say that?
We will deliver it to you as soon as possible.
Thank you very much.